A Song of Bugs and Errors

[UncleSamuel]

This is not really about bugs but simply about my impressions while drinking, playing the game and walking through the towns on my little sight-seeing tour of Westeros. On my way, I just take notes about the most hilarious things I come across: technically, they're no bugs, but they still need some work. Don't take it too serious.

It was a wonderful evening when Fatty Snow decided to stroll around Castle Pyke. Great was his astonishment when he realized that the castle had been left unfinished.



After he had left Pyke, Fatty felt a bit needy and decided to seduce Brienne of Tarth. However, both of them weren't quite sure if she was male or female. Small wonder that Fatty couldn't ease that throbbing need in his loins that evening...



Fatty spurred his horse and rode hard to the next castle. The guards greeted him unfriendly and threatened to burn their bows and arrows. Perhaps this was intended as a sacrifice to the Lord of Light - Fatty was not sure about that. What he was absolutely sure about was that you shoot an arrow as a bow is no firearm, but how could Fatty know what a firearm was?



Back on the road he saw a group of riders approaching. He greeted their leader and asked him to speak in private. The knight looked at him and simply said...



After Fatty had seen an unfinished castle, met a frigid woman, saw some non-specialist archers, and talked to a confused knight, he felt a bit like reading a few books, and which place was better for that than Oldtown and its famous library that contained every single book ever written... all eight of them?



To be continued...

By the way, have you found a solution for the villagers running into walls all the time? This is really strange...

[Produno]

Well, some villages they do it, others they don't. The only option I have is to go through all the villages and make sure there is wider Ai mesh at the edges than in the middle. That may solve it, not sure.


Btw, you should download update .



Well, ive been playing the mod myself the past couple of days to find bugs and test etc. Heres something I found whilst camping. It seems my character is quite the contortionist

[ZeR0W1]

Wait a second, I think I need a little explanation on this one. 

[Produno]

Well, pork basically means 'gentleman's sausage'...


And smoking... well I'm sure you know what smoking means.


Yes, its childish I know!

[LuckyGregor]

So I visited Free Folk Camp and found out that global warming is bigger threat than we thought:



Next error I noticed is with Xhondo,who is saying that he was sailor but his captain accused him of stealing and thats why he is here and that he can help you with sailing (if im not mistaken).But when I checked his skills there was shiny 0 next to Navigation.

[Produno]

Yeah i noticed too late the scene ids are mixed up   

Im currently going through the companions so thanks for pointing that out.

[LuckyGregor]

1.When I decided to reward myself for capturing castle (i didnt name myself number of troops killed )


2.Somebody was so excited to be in tournament that he forgot to bring weapons and also forgot to move whole round (cant remember his name)


3.Some defenders spawned outside the walls in Ten Towers (sry for bad quality pic)


4.Attending council meetings will be difficult (i had iron holt and lannisport at that time)


5.Even White Walkers fear him.


6.Dont have screen of it and dont know if you can do something about it but when defending Iron Holt all your troops are in charge mode so there is one big mass of people near the only ladder in the siege.It is pretty annoying when you have 130 archers who instead of shooting arrows are all grouped near ladder waiting for enemy to climb up. Giving them commands didnt help (they dont listen to hold,follow me,get back x metres)

7. Dick Crabb says he can help you with looting after battle yet his looting skill is 0
8. Is there Valyrian steel? Because I talked to weaponsmith in Qohor but there wasnt option about Valyrian steal. (I have 737 renown)